Ek hi din mein do baar ek hi bewakoofi karke bhi bach sakte ho !!!

hey, u know what, I forgot to get a platform ticket.. got lucky, no issues just came out of railway station. bachh gaye aaj toh.
uff.. chal achcha hai bach gayi.
hadbadi mein yaad hi nahi raha bilkul.
can't hear u properly, i guess weak signal. baad mein call karta hu. bye!
okies bbye!

ohh ohh.. just missed a bus back to noida.
should i wait for the next bus to come? but tht wud mean at least an hr of waiting...
kya karu? I guess I should get to the other side of railway station n catch a metro to next bus stop. yea tht wud save time. ( going back to the station)
but i don hv platform ticket.. whrs d counter?
uff!! itni lambi line ( looooooooooong queue)
may be i shud jst wait for the bus (walking towards the station exit..) but its too hot, can't wait for bus for so long, i'll jst get back to the station n see if ders a ladies queue..
no ladies queue :(
ab kya karu, shud i wait for bus only??
Beta jaana kahaa hai?
(a passer-by coming to the rescue of this confused soul)
uncle metro station.
so why don u take the overbridge n jst cross over to the other side of station?
actually can't decide whether i need a platform ticket for tht.
no u won't need platform ticket for tht.
sure?
haan haan
thank u uncle :)

finally, relieved from pendulum motion, just one direction to go now :)
so hum chal diye bade maze mein. earphones plugged in, FM mein mast gaane aa rahe hai!!
******** tu dede mera saath, thaam le haath, chahe jo bhi...*********

excuse me !!

oh shit!!! TTI !!

platfrom ticket show kijiye-

but sir woh toh hai nahi

kyu nahi hai?? teen rupaye ka ticket hota hai aur fine dhai sau ka..

(ab shuru kiye hum fundae dena :P )
actually hum toh platform se aa hi nahi rahe hai.. (TTI amused) sach mein... see, ticket counter aur platform entry ke right side pe, iss overbridge ki jo entry hai, i took that way. so i din get a platform ticket coz i suppose woh toh platform ke liye hota hai naa :O (common logic hai yaar.. platform ticket overbridge ke liye thodi naa lena hoga)

how do i know whr u coming from? u cud hv come thru platform as well? maine dekha toh hai nahi..

(ab time aa gaya hai apne bhole bhaale chehre ko prayog mein laane ka)
sir actually i hd to go to noida n i missed the bus, so i thot i wud jst get to the other side, to the metro n then catch a bus from barahkhamba road..

achcha... how much do u hv ??

(luckily my wallet was in my bag n had jst 50+some bucks in my pocket :D :D )
sir, bus itne hi hai n i hv to get back to noida :(

ab shuru hui bekaar ki interrogation.. huh!!
naam kya hai??? kaam karti ho?? kaun si company??
ghar kaha hai?? ohh patna se ho..
office kaha hai? Id dikhao..
salary kitni hai?? (yeh bataaya toh gaye)
beta jab maalum nahi tha toh kisi se puchhna chahiye tha naa..

sir, actually "ek insaan" se puchhe the

(ab woh hasna chaalu)
achcha? insaan se puchchi thi?? toh mai kya haiwaan hu??

jst cudn't control myself laughing out loud at this
:D :D :D

aage se nahi karogi naa?

nahi, ab toh maalum chal gaya, toh kyu karenge :)

achcha jao !!!

(me calling d same fren)
bachch gaye phir se...

She...

under the face, its confined
u only think, u can see her smile and cry
but u can't
its only her face, u see
its only her face, she wants u to see

Lack of hope, does brings hope sometimes....

He remembered the story of the Eastern king who, desiring to know the history of man, was brought by a sage five hundred volumes; busy with affairs of state, he bade him go and condense it; in twenty yrs the sage returned and his history now was in no more than 50 volumes, but the king, too old then to read so many ponderous tomes, bade him go and shorten it once more; twenty yrs passed again and the sage, old and grey, bought a single book in which was the knowledge the king had sought; but the king lay on his death bed, and he had no time to read even that; and then the sage gave him the history of man in a single line; it was "he was born, he suffered and he died".
There was no meaning in life and man by living served no end. Life was insignificant and death without consequences. He exulted: it seemed to him that the last burden of responsibility was taken from him; and for the first time he was utterly free. His insignificance was turned to power, and he felt himself suddenly equal with the cruel fate which had seemed to persecute him; for if life was meaningless, the world was robbed of its cruelty. He was the most inconsiderable creature in that swarming mass of mankind which for a brief space occupied the surface of earth; and he was almighty because he had wrenched from chaos the secret of its nothingness. Thoughts came tumbling over one another in his eager fancy, and he took long breaths of joyous satisfaction. He had not been so happy for months.
- William Somerset Maugham

If anything and everything done is inevitable then whr comes the so called illusion of free will?? if everything happens coz the damn forces of universe conspired to cause it, then why d hell do we even have a will ???
how can we then attach any meaning to the words 'good' or 'bad'...
how can we make a hierarchy of human actions and ascribe worthiness to some and ill repute to others??